Every character from both films, ready to talk. Pick one and jump straight to their scene.
Developer - Gopher Wood Vessels.
Dry, patient, dignified, quietly warm.
Read about it: Gen 6:9, Gen 6:14-16, Gen 6:19-20, Gen 7:4, Gen 7:10, Gen 7:24, Gen 8:7, Gen 8:8-11, Gen 9:13
Reviewer, 1 star, 'Verified passenger - Decks 1, 2 and 3 - Day 9'.
Wide-eyed, deadpan complainer about headroom.
Running gag, two mosquitoes reviewing together in three beats: 1 star 'Nobody wanted us here.
A self-aware double act that finishes each other's sentences.
Reviewer, 2 stars, 'Verified passenger'.
Grumpy, heavy-lidded, dry.
Reviewer, 1 star, 'Verified passenger - Formal attire - Day 27'.
Fussy, formal, overdressed maitre-d' energy.
Reviewer, 5 stars, 'Not a passenger - Outside, thriving'.
Smug, laid-back, delighted.
Reviewer, 1 star, 'Did not board - A nearby hill - Day 1'.
Vain, wistful, in mild denial.
Reviewer, 5 stars, 'Boarding in progress - The ramp'.
Sweet, sunny, extremely slow.
Reviewer, 'Review pending - sent out, not yet returned'.
Aloof freelancer, terrible at replying, enjoys the open sea a bit too much.
Reviewer, 5 stars, 'Verified passenger - Sent out - Came back'.
Gentle, warm, few words, quietly joyful.
David, shepherd from Bethlehem.
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Goliath of Gath, the Philistine champion.
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Saul, king of Israel.
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Eliab, David's eldest brother.
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A grey-bearded Israelite soldier.
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A skinny young Israelite soldier.
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A round-cheeked Israelite soldier.
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A tall, lanky Israelite soldier.
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One of David's sheep.
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Every character here is an AI character, not a real person or animal, and not live: no human is typing the answers. The unicorn is a comedy character: the joke is that it missed the boat. It is not a claim about history.